a weightloss technique

Well since my last blog I have been more cultured, and I wouldn't say I have detoxed but I have stopped getting quite so wasted. I haven't touched drugs, although the odd toke of a joint here and there I have allowed myself, and the odd night off to get drunk, and I smoked cigars with a nice chap rather recently - which probably isn't particuarly healthy but its much better than before. My eating habbits have not been great, I seem to go out for dinner a lot and eat a lot of chocolate, but last week I managed to cut the inside of my throat rather badly. I was sitting in a restraunt with a friend, having a nice chat when I suddenly felt like I couldn't breathe, I ran to the toilet to attempt to remove whatever it was that I had got stuck in my throat, it wouldn't budge, so I put my fingers down my throat and made myself vomit, to my horror my fingers and the toilet bowl were covered in blood, I puked blood for the first time, I felt quite terrified I cleaned the blood from my hands and face and told my friend what happened, I was still having difficulty breathing, we came to the conclusion I must have cut open the inside of my throat, perhaps on a piece of crusty bread.. we were eating tapas, I couldnt think what else it could be. But since then which is 8 days ago, I have not been able to eat properly, I have been eating soup, overcooked pasta, and anything else I have spent so long chewing so that its all mushy and doesn't hurt my throat too much, I havent had time to eat it all. So I have lost weight, I am not certain how much I weighed before but I know I was closer to 10 stone than 9, definatly over 9.7 and now I am 9.4, so if you fancy losing weight thats how to do it! Cut the inside of your throat open, I am still in pain and probably should go to the doctors, but just don't really have the time to go, so hopefully the weight will continue to fall off, although, the amount of champagne and snake bite I consumed last night makes me think that it may all go back on, after all alcohol is most calorific!