Tuesday 15 December 2009

Culture

Well my last blog turned into a description of me cutting my throat, rather than discussing the cultural things I have been getting up to. I work in a wonderful place, with a theatre just down stairs, so have been to the theatre twice now, which has been nice, both times quite comical performances. I went to a poetry reading at the foundry, nice night, caught up with some old lecturers, one whom still has a poem I created out of peoples public hair, so I want to collect that soon, I did like my pube poem! hmm ive been going out for lots of nice meals.. not that cultured but nice food is always good. I have been organizing/helping out at exhibitions, on the work of Desmond Jefferey and Eric Ravillious. So ive been fairly cultured I suppose. I also went out dressed as a boy recently, and did too much fucking with a strap on on pretty ladies and pulled some muscles or something in my back, rather a nasty injury was bed bound for a while but after spending an evening in a bed that vibrates, it seems to be on the mend :-)

a weightloss technique

Well since my last blog I have been more cultured, and I wouldn't say I have detoxed but I have stopped getting quite so wasted. I haven't touched drugs, although the odd toke of a joint here and there I have allowed myself, and the odd night off to get drunk, and I smoked cigars with a nice chap rather recently - which probably isn't particuarly healthy but its much better than before. My eating habbits have not been great, I seem to go out for dinner a lot and eat a lot of chocolate, but last week I managed to cut the inside of my throat rather badly. I was sitting in a restraunt with a friend, having a nice chat when I suddenly felt like I couldn't breathe, I ran to the toilet to attempt to remove whatever it was that I had got stuck in my throat, it wouldn't budge, so I put my fingers down my throat and made myself vomit, to my horror my fingers and the toilet bowl were covered in blood, I puked blood for the first time, I felt quite terrified I cleaned the blood from my hands and face and told my friend what happened, I was still having difficulty breathing, we came to the conclusion I must have cut open the inside of my throat, perhaps on a piece of crusty bread.. we were eating tapas, I couldnt think what else it could be. But since then which is 8 days ago, I have not been able to eat properly, I have been eating soup, overcooked pasta, and anything else I have spent so long chewing so that its all mushy and doesn't hurt my throat too much, I havent had time to eat it all. So I have lost weight, I am not certain how much I weighed before but I know I was closer to 10 stone than 9, definatly over 9.7 and now I am 9.4, so if you fancy losing weight thats how to do it! Cut the inside of your throat open, I am still in pain and probably should go to the doctors, but just don't really have the time to go, so hopefully the weight will continue to fall off, although, the amount of champagne and snake bite I consumed last night makes me think that it may all go back on, after all alcohol is most calorific!